Thursday, October 10, 2019

The Turkish Tornado: Murat’s Record Start




This is, without question, finally Murat’s year. It’s been an astounding 23 years since he captured the CBPFFL, but this season has all the inevitability of a Trump impeachment. 

Murat has been on the cusp of victory many times. He’s finished in the top three an amazing six times in the last nine years, runner-up three times. Last season was perhaps the most heart-breaking, as James Conner, the unquestioned free agent pick-up of the year, was almost enough, but a late season run by Gene snatched the trophy from Murat’s fingers. All the close calls make it only a matter of time.

This week, Murat smashed the all-time weekly score. The previous weekly high (since the advent of 21st Century rules and record keeping) was my own 2011 championship team, in a season that produced two weeks of identical 215 points. But Murat shredded that like a tornado through wet toilet paper. 

QB- Russell Wilson
37
RB- Ezekiel Elliott
16
RB- Austin Ekeler
21
W/T- Julio Jones
7
W/T- Adam Thielen
32
Flex- Amari Cooper
39
Flex- Will Fuller
53
K- Mike Nugent
9
D/ST- Philadelphia
35
TOTAL
249

This is a record that will stand for a good, long while. An incredible five players scored over 30 points! A record, despite his first-round pick limping out a lowly seven. But Will Fuller was the play that earned the record. Murat swapped in Houston’s second WR (after Hopkins, my own first-rounder) for a back-up Giants RB, that put up 27 the week before, managed one (!) miserable point, before exiting with a concussion. That single decision earned Murat 52 points, 100 jelly beans, and a record that will stand for many years.

            So, barring the most phenomenal flame-out in the history of Fantasy Football, Murat will take The Caggiano this December. 
  • Murat has averaged 170 points through five weeks and built a 193 point lead over a hungry horde of owners in second. The record for total score is (again) my own 2011 team, that averaged about 150 each week. And that was a 10 team league with a TE slot we no longer use!
  • Poor Holden, barreling towards last place and next year's top pick, on pace for third worst finish all time, sits an insurmountable 386 points behind, as Murat has outscored him by an average of 77 points (!) every week. 
  • Murat's low score this season has been 130 (!), higher than two teams have yet to score. 
  • In five weeks, Murat has finished with the top score twice, second twice, and a low rank of 5th once.

            Murat drafted a nightmare team, with a nearly perfect first eight rounds:


Player
Pos
Draft
Current Position Rank
Russell Wilson
QB
Round 6
1
Ezekiel Elliott
RB
Round 2
11
Austin Ekeler
RB
Round 8
2
Julio Jones
WR
Round 1
7
Amari Cooper
WR
Round 4
4
Adam Thielen
WR
Round 3
14
Will Fuller
Flex
Round 7
8
Philip Lindsay
Ben
Round 5
12

Five weeks into the season, with the narrow exception of Thielen, every single player ranks as a first string starter. The most any other owner drafted during the first eight rounds is three. Murat did not miss on a single important pick. A couple owners whiffed on five of these picks.

Murat has had to watch his NYC crew capture three titles, as his mantel gathers cobwebs.

So, Cheers to Murat, well done.